I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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