Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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