Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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