I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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