So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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