It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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