your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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