we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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