SEEEEXXX PLEASE
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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