He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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