Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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