yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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