Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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