I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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