Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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