Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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