Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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