awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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