brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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