Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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