Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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