i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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