You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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