She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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