Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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