please come you make the beer taste better
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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