You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Randomize
