There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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