This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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