I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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