Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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