there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Someone came in the potted fern
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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