I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Ladies don't puke and tell
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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