there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first