Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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