Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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