found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.