David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight