YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Less talking, more tequila
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?