garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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