id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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