It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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