You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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