I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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