Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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