He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just found puke in my bra..
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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