So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
only you would photoshop your dick
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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