One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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