have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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