I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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