i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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