It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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