Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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