some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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