fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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