I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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