We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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